have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
just tell him i said nine months
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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