Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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