I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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