I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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