Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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