I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
whose ass print is on the piano?
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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