I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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