You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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