Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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