i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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