As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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