the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
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