i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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