how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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