He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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