do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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