I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
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Oh Jesus.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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