I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
We have started to decorate penises.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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