what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Oh god it's open bar.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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