Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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