after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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