my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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