Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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