he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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