marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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