Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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