Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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