I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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