Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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