And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm having to shit out rocks
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