using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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