what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
