Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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