so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Randomize
