So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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