I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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