We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Randomize
