I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Randomize
