wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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