We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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