She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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