Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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