weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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