he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I look better un-naked...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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