just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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