jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Randomize
