I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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