So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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