he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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