is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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