just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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