the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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