we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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