that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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