Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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