Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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