good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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